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  • I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  • Do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? Because they're mine.
  • Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples.
  • Anything drugs can do, I can do with my tongue.
  • That's a really nice smile you've got; shame that's not all you're wearing.
  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  • Your face or mine?
  • Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
  • All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  • I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes -I can't take them off you:
  • I can sense you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
  • Let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.
  • I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
  • If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • My friend and I have a bet that you won't take your top off in a public place.
  • I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  • You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  • Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.
  • (Pulling trouser pockets inside out): Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
  • Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?
  • I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • The word of the day is "'eggs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting 70 million bucks doesn't mean much when you've got a weak heart.
  • If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Y'know - your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.
  • Do I know you from somewhere, or is it just that you have your clothes on?
  • I've got a pimple on my butt. Wanna see it?
  • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by the morning.
  • Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
  • I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • Are you religious, because I'm the answer to your prayers?
  • You are truly absolutely beautiful. Can you cook and clean too?
  • Can I be your slave for the night?
  • Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
  • My love for you is like the Energizer bunny - it keeps going and going.
  • I've got the ship, you've got the harbour. How about I dock for the night?
  • If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next? [Accountants' pick-up line]
  • Did it hurt - when you fell from heaven?
  • Excuse me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
  • Are you a screamer or a moaner?
  • I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
  • I'm choking -I need mouth to mouth.
  • I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your apartment?
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • My face is leaving in five minutes. Be on it. Wanna go halves in a baby?
  • Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  • Hey, baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
  • I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
  • If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon.
  • Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?
  • Wow! Are those real?
  • Would you like gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  • Hi, I'm Big Brother. And I've been watching you!
  • Stand back, I'm a police officer! You call for backup while I frisk her.
  • Can I see your tan lines?
  • Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
  • I'm Italian. Have you got some Italian in you? No? Want some?
  • I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Hi. Do you swallow?
  • Can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?
  • I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
  • You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • Hi, I'm a love machine. Wanna strap yourself to my engine?
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • Hey, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
  • You're good at maths, right? Is 69 a perfect square?
  • Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? I'd love to be a bar of soap in your shower.
  • C'mon, baby, light my fire.
  • You know what I like about you? - My arms.
  • We've got to keep meeting like this.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Do you wanna see something really swell?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • My name's Paul. That's so you know what to scream in the night.
  • I was sitting here holding my drink when 1 realized I'd rather be holding you.
  • You know what I'd like to see you in? - Nothing.
  • Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me